Hi Hon.. did you go riding? How did it go?
-Err.. well, Well! it went well. It’s just.. I went for a bit of a lie down half way through.
You fell of. Didn’t we agree you wouldn’t do that?
-Yes, well.. I let him trot, lost my stirrup and the the saddle sagged. He was sort of shook up about the whole thing himself.
Are you ok?
– Well my butt hurts.. Are you coming over later?
Yeah, about that.. I was thinking of heading straight home.
– But then I’ll have no one to massage my butt!
Yes, but think of it this way, neither will I..
Boyfriends with a sense of humor should be outlawed. :S
Anyway, I had a great ride, I even enjoyed the part of it that went a bit faster than intended. (Right up to the making-contact-with –the-ground bit), So yay! And again! Going to do much much more of this.